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CREEPS WHO ALWAYS GIVE MORE THAN 100%

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all met someone who claims to be giving over 100%.

Here's a little maths that might prove helpful to you next time that ”always creeping to the boss" colleague claims to be giving that 103%.
Consider if 
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z   is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 etc etc.......

Then,
K  N  O  W  L  E  D  G  E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
And

H  A  R  D  W  O  R  K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%
But,
A  T  T  I  T  U  D  E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
And,
B  U  L  L  S  H  I  T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top. Which one best fits you?????

 
 


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